The Future Of Media: Part Deux!

How do you know if a film is old? The picture may be black and white. Everyone might speak with a received pronunciation. The oranges might be too orange, the CGI might be poor or non existent; maybe if you're a master of film you might notice that certain shots and compositions are used more often than others.


There will come a point in our not so distant future- in some of our lifetimes- when the quality of video will plateau. Then how will you know if the porn actress/actor you are entertaining on your screen is dead or not?


"But I like retro porn as it is!" Well good for you sir, but pray tell, if you found out that the girl next door that you harmlessly became aroused by, as you spied her from your bedroom window, naked, reclining on her bed had in fact just passed away in her sleep; would you feel weird about being aroused?

Maybe, maybe not and I can understand both arguments but I know one thing for certain: In the future there will totally be a specific fetish for pornstars that are no longer living and, if I may expound on my theory, I know that if ducks could use computers they would totally be in to that too. Do you want to occupy a future full of necrophillic ducks? Didn't think so.

Is this what you want?

Now go and google the sexual habits of ducks and dare to come back and tell me that homosexuality isn't "natural".

Stay sassy my non-existent readership.

Josh.

P.s. The filename of the picture is "ducks-make-history-450x162.jpg" and I didn't even change it!

P.p.s. Even Cane Toads are into it. Skip to 2:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqCQO_cRypg